Narrator: This is a story of boy meets girl. But you should know up front, this is not a love story.
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Rachel Hansen: You know, all my friends love you and think you're great. It's like they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Tom: [Looks at a group of twelve year old girls who wave at him and giggle] Those aren't fish. They're guppies.
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Tom: You don't want to be named as someone's boyfriend, and now your someone's wife?
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Tom: People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.
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Rachel Hansen: Just because she's likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.
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"so what happened?"
"you ready? so there were were, 9 more floors to ride, just me and her, 'hey summer.' 'hi.' 'how was your weekend?' 'it was gooooooooooood.' can you believe that ****?"
"i'm sorry, what ****?"
"yeah i think i missed something."
"she said it was good, emphasis on the good. she basically said she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym." "skank."
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McKenzie: [drunk] So do you have a boyfriend?
Summer: No.
McKenzie: Why not?
Summer: Because I don’t want one.
McKenzie: Come on; I don’t believe that.
Summer: You don’t believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent?
McKenzie: Are you a lesbian?
Summer: [laughing] No I’m not a lesbian. I just, don’t feel comfortable being anyone’s girlfriend. I don’t actually feel comfortable being anyone’s anything.
McKenzie: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Summer: Really?
McKenzie: Nope.
Summer: Ok, let me break it down for you–
McKenzie: Break it down!
Summer: Ok. I, like being on my own. I think relationships are messy and people’s feelings get hurt. Who needs it? We’re young, we live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world; might as well have fun while we can and, save the serious stuff for later.
McKenzie: You’re a dude. [to Tom] She’s a dude!
Tom: Ok but wait–wait. What happens, if you fall in love?
[she scoffs]
Tom: What?
Summer: You don’t believe that, do you?
Tom: It’s love, it’s not Santa Claus.
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Tom’s Boss: [reading one of Tom's cards] Roses are red, violets are blue… fuck you whore.
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Paul: Did she say hey instead of hi? cause you know if she did.. she's a lesbian.
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Summer: You always wanted to write greeting cards?
Tom: No, I don’t even want to do it now.
Summer: Well you should do something else then.
Tom: Yeah. I studied to be an architect, actually.
Summer: You did that’s cool. What happened there?
Tom: Didn’t work out. I needed a job and here we are.
Summer: You any good?
Tom: Well, um, I wrote this one. [hands Summer a card]
Summer: “Today, you’re a man. Mozeltoff on your bar mitzvah.”
Tom: It’s a big seller.
Summer: I meant as an architect.
Tom: Yeah… I doubt it.
Summer: Well, you’re a, perfect adequate greeting card writer.
Tom: Thank you. That was actually my nickname in college. They called me perfectly adequate Hansen.[taking a sip of champagne]
Summer: They used to call me anal girl.
[Tom spits out the champagne]
Summer: I was very neat and organized.
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Salut,
-clare
Here are piccys of us washing the BMW:
So anyway, after the car washing. Part one(7am) and two(11am), my dad, Tina, Alex and me(who were both soaking) went to find Tina a ticket back. It took us about 2 hours ++ just to look for a freaking bus/train ticket back to KL. So then after that, we got back home-A.Jenny and A.3sa were there to go out for lunch with us(where they did not eat)- and I had to bathe, so I won't get sick. Then we went out for lunch and Tina followed A.Jenny home because she wanted to spend time with her godma:)
Then I went home to SNOOZE..haha, then got up and straight away went to church for car wash round 3.Bleh.I was kinda lifeless by then:P
So after the car wash, I ended up being titally drenched thanks to BOTH JALLEHS..And then, to show how LOVING I am, I hugged practically everyone there.haha..
Then we changed. And Patrina was so smart, not to bring extra stuff, so she had to call her sister.(who later on was asking pat if she was a man.haha)
And then, i went back home, hoping to say good bye to Tina, but she was still at A.Jenny's. Oh well.
Then I headed to Sonia's place, where we sat outside and BBQed(actually it was only Don) but anyway, we waited for Ez to answer our calls. Then I got fed up, I called her Dad's phone, and her mom answered and asked "Who is this?". Then I said "Andrina". And she was like "OOH..Hold on a." *Ez screaming in the background* and Ez telling me not to call that number again.Lawl. We SHALL SEE.
Then we were watching cartoons, with the younger people, cos we wanted to give Don and Sonia time alone(without us staring from across) haha..And we went up after everyone went back.(Don secretly wanting to follow us up :P)haha.Then, we slept at 3.o3am:) AWESOME TIME aite?
And we were woken up by :
MY PHONE..that rang.Cos Tina called to say she was going back.blablabla..and that pretty much woke all of us up because my current ringtone has sonia wailing in the background while anna and I sing, Your Guardian Angel XDD
haha..So I don't wanna make another post about what happened on Monday, so to cut the story short, like the good Malaysians we are, we went to celebrate MERDEKA in parade. Where we had BRUNCH, met up with Terence, AND PLAYED BOWLING:)
And I found awesome earphones :P
AWESOME BASS:DD
SO yea, thats about all.
Salut,
-clare
Night darlings;)
Nothing much has been happening :(
haha..such a liar.SO MUCH HAPPENED DURING THE LAST FEW DAYS OF HOLIDAYS;P
1. Tina cameXDD
2. Band Practice
3. CONFIRMATION:DD
4. CAR WASH :P
5. BBQ at Sonia's
6. Clement and louise came.
7. Bleh Bleh Bleh I can't remember :(
Me) with so many places to go.
Salut,
